All Type Jokes

• Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K
  Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye
  Wah Wah
  Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K
  Examiner B 35 Marks Dene Pe Majbur Ho Jaye

• Log kehte hai PYAR itna bhi mat karo ki
  GIRLFRIEND sar pe swaar ho jaye,
  HUM Kehte hain PYAR itna karo ki
  GIRLFRIEND ki FRIEND bhi
  HUMHARE saath fraar ho jaye

• Koi chiz Bewafai se badkar kya hogi
  Gam-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi
  Kisiko deni ho Jawani mei saza
  To PADHAI se badkar Kya hogi

• Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
  Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
  Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
  Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye

• Ankhon se barsaat hoti hai
  jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
  Jab bhi busy rhe mera cell toh
  samajh lena aapki hone wali
  bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai.;)

• Koi sansoN mein samaya sa lagta hai,
  Kisi ko dil me bsaya sa lagta hai,
  Usse milne ki tamanna hai yaro lekin,
  Kya kare aane jane ka kiraya b lagta hai

• Chingari angare se kam nahi hoti,
  sadgi singar se kam nahi hoti,
  Ye to dekhne ka nazaria hai dost,
  Warna Kamwali b Katrina se kam nahi hoti.

• Nasha Aankho Me Hota Hai Sharab Me Nahi
  Shardha Dil Me Hoti Hai Mandir Me Nahi
  Dosti MSG Karne Se Badti Hai.
  BESHRMO Ki Tarah MSG Padhne Se Nahi..

• Arz kia hai:
  limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
  limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
  
  speed is equal to distance upon time.
  wah..wah.

• ARZ KIYA HAI “BAITH KAR MEHBOBA KI ZULFO KE SAYE ME AISA JOSH AAYA.”
  -wah wah..wah wah.
  Fir.?
  
  Uske DADDY ne dekh liya
  or
  I.C.U. me HOSH AAYA.

• Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hoon Main,
  Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hoon Main.
  Filhaal Toh Yeh Sab Sapne Hi Hain,
  Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hoon Mai

• Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
  Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
  Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
  Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.