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Sardarji Jokes

1. A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, `Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' (what are you doing)
To this the man replies, `Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' (the board says `Wash Basin').


2. A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read -
' O god, my wife is going to deliver a child'.
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingradients!!
Sardarji replied affermatively and gave his explanation as below:
O god : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
'But where is mystery?' asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied :
who is the father???

3.
There was a Sardarji (BANTA SINGH) who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

BANTA then wrote a note saying: I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it
beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".

BANTA then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home
to show it to his parents.

The next morning the BANTA checked, and sure enough a paper bag
was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag.
BANTA opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a
note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?
Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji





4.
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

5.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.

6.
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.